me: :(
animal crossing:
* * .🍐 * . 🐟 * . *
🐻. * 🌼. * . .🦋
* 🍎* . 🐶🐱🐮🐭 *. *. . *. .
* . * ☀️ * 💗 🍑. *. 🐞 🍀* 🎶.
. 🌈* 🦝 . * . 🔮
me: :)
Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
It’s the last dick-fil-a of the decade
dick-fil-a
hehehe
Sometimes having mental illness is like living paycheck to paycheck but with your brain
I don’t understand but I agree.
(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
oh my god, dude, did you go onto the youtube video for a song that got popular on the social media website Tik Tok and comment “this song: exists tik tok: its free real estate”? that’s so funny that’s literally so fucking funny. i’m laughing so hard. lets have sex
james charles is a government made tool 2 make us homophobic and it’s working
Does nobody care that I’m starving for male validation in the most self aware and woke possible way
caution: very gay, will suck dick if provoked
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
im tired
im sleepy
but my phone
it go beepy